F TROOP Fridays: Number 42
F TROOP: "Reach for the Sky, Pardner" (1966 ABC-TV/Warner Brothers) Season Two, Episode 38; original air date September 29, 1966. Starring Forrest Tucker as Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke, Larry Storch as Corporal Randolph Agarn, Ken Berry as Captain Wilton Parmenter, Melody Patterson as Wrangler Jane Angelica Thrift, Frank deKova as Chief Wild Eagle, Don Diamond as Crazy Cat, James Hampton as Bugler Dobbs, Bob Steele as Private Duffy, Joe Brooks as Vanderbilt. Guest Stars: Charles Lane as Mr. Maguire, Paul Sorensen as Tombstone, George Barrows as Pecos, Mary Young as Widow O'Brien. Written by Arthur Julian. Directed by Seymour Robbie.
The latest expansion of O'Rourke Enterprises is a literal one of the Fort Courage saloon's banquet room, designed to attract convention business away from Dodge City. The augmentation necessitated a loan from miserly Maguire, eager to foreclose on the lucrative property at the first missed payment. The deadline is no problem for the Sarge....until desperado train robbers make off with the Fort Courage payroll during their latest heist.
"I guess it's true what the Apaches say about him--Wild Eagle is a cheap, miserly skinflint who wouldn't give his own mother a piece of dried buffalo!"
"Never know Apache such good judge of character!"
With trooper IOU's no longer a viable source and time of the essence, O'Rourke pulls every string he can. Things look mighty dark after his business partners refuse to loan him the money, attempts to persuade a hardship emergency payroll are thwarted (partly since the real source of said hardship cannot be revealed to the Captain) and Maguire unsmilingly forecloses on poor old Widow O'Brien in front of them--so much for Irish sentimentality.
"Sarge, you saved your saloon!"
"What's that, Corporal?"
"I said the train arrives at Noon!"
Just when it looks like the saloon is about to change hands, a lifeline is thrown by the unlikeliest of sources--territorial headquarters! In the form of a second payroll via tomorrow's train. With no margin for error, O'Rourke and Agarn volunteer Parmenter to go undercover as mail clerks to ensure safe delivery. There's also a warning about the bandits, however: murderers wanted in four states. So is it a lifeline or a death line?
"Oh, Wilton, I just love it when you make these quick decisions!"
Your money or your life? The question that had Jack Benny thinking it over for a patented pregnant pause causes no such consternation for O'Rourke and Agarn--greed wins decisively. The troopers both voluntell their boss in head spinning fashion that they'll accompany the payroll. For his part, President O'Rourke never wavers, while V.P. Agarn separates slightly once they're on the train and reality sets in.
"If they get THAT payroll it'll be over our dead bodies!"
"YOU shoot it out with them, Sarge! I'd rather reach for the sky than BE there!"
Expansion of O'Rourke Enterprises is a frequent F TROOP storyline but usually involves the creation of new souvenirs or side businesses. This time, literal expansion of the existing cornerstone is the focus, with the Sarge looking to compete aggressively with Dodge instead of just extolling the 109 mile distance to that next saloon. It doesn't appear that the more fiscally conservative Wild Eagle was enthusiastic about this growth from his reaction to his partner's request for a debt relief loan. Wild Eagle's reticence to loan money to O'Rourke isn't surprising, but the Chief risking the potential loss of his lucrative whisky sales (maybe the next owner will buy Hekawi, maybe not) by not having his pal's back raises an eyebrow. He'd normally acquiesce after negotiating himself some solid vigorish.
While we're on the subject of the cheeseparing, Charles Lane moonlights from PETTICOAT JUNCTION and gives O'Rourke Enterprises a different kind of threat, one arguably more difficult to solve than any Inspector General to date. You'd think he could obtain the saloon by simply threatening to expose the Sarge's clandestine proprietorship, but takeover doesn't appear to be his primary motivation. Rightly so. If you're a banker it's probably more profitable for less of a headache to keep the vigorish coming in without actually running the place or trying to find a suitable buyer. Notice he shows no pleasure in obtaining the widow's property and considers it an immediate headache, wanting to unload it "cheap".
O'Rourke Enterprises seems to be a much more open secret than previously intimated, since it is used as collateral for Maguire's loan. But as long as Captain Parmenter is kept in the dark, that's all that matters. Nevertheless "the old man" is oh-so-close to getting in on the secret twice, once when he stumbles onto the construction (just missing the Sarge barking out instructions), and later after he smuggles himself onto the train to assist his undercover underlings. Fortunately the President and Vice President don't engage in any shop talk during that brief time that they are unaware of Wilton's presence.
Reach for the Sky, Pardner lacks a secondary plot, but that doesn't hurt this nimble entry from Julian, who bounces back nicely after the subpar How to be F Troop Without Really Trying. O'Rourke's search for alternate funding leads us through the lyrics from When Irish Eyes are Smiling, September in the Rain and (best of all) Oh! That's Good, No That's Bad in the first Act alone--one song for each stop, in fact. The only real quibble comes from killer bandits Tombstone and Pecos both being so distracted by the hot n' spicy letter that they fail to notice O'Rourke taking his gun off them while he listens. To be fair, that's an almost pornographic letter for 1866 and even pretty interesting a century and a half later--see more below.
It's a quite venerable guest cast this time, with Mary Young making her penultimate TV appearance at 87 alongside Lane, who was 60 but always looked 87 and had another three decades left in his career (he died at 102 in 2007). ROBOT MONSTER Barrows not only gets out of his usual gorilla suit but is also credited for a change, and Sorensen was over a decade away from his long running recurring gig as cartel oilman Andy Bradley on DALLAS.
NAGGING QUESTIONS:
One will come later, during Bring on the Dancing Girls. In that installment, Dan Larsen blackmails "the owner of the building" who is leasing to O'Rourke--yet here, O'Rourke must be the owner, since the saloon is his collateral for the loan. Well, is the Sarge owning or leasing? Which is it, Arthur Julian, since you wrote both episodes?
HOW'S BUSINESS AT O'ROURKE ENTERPRISES?
Sarge comes away with a nice windfall in the end that for once is related to his duties as a soldier instead of his illicit activities elsewhere. While things look shaky until that point, the banquet room will come in handy when Emilio Barberini passes through later (La Dolce Courage).
NUMBER OF TIMES O'ROURKE COULD HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH TREASON:
Zero, in fact he's a model soldier in spite of himself here, heroically capturing two killer bandits with assists from Parmenter and Agarn.
BAITING THE CENSORS:
Julian slyly gets a blowjob reference past them while Agarn reads the sexy letter: "you placed your lips on my mouth---(pregnant pause, turns page)---organ".
WISE OLD HEKAWI SAYING?
Wild Eagle is slipping--he can't recall the wise old Indian saying about lending money. The paleface have one of their own: "You don't lend O'Rourke the money, he loses his saloon! And stops buying whisky from you, and you walk around with holes in your moccasins!" A bit long winded, but the Chief concedes it isn't a bad little saying.
THE ALL IMPORTANT NIELSENS:
Reach for the Sky, Pardner underperformed the season average with a 17.3 rating/29.8 share, losing to DANIEL BOONE on NBC. Lead-out THE TAMMY GRIMES SHOW was really dragging ABC's fortunes down, posting an absolutely abysmal 9.9/16.6 in what would be the disastrous sitcom's fourth and final airing. With GRIMES gone the following week, F TROOP rebounded to a 33.2 share and began the climb back to 1965-66 levels that took the first half of the season to complete. Yes, GRIMES really was a debacle heretofore unseen on network television at the time.
THE BOTTOM LINE:
This time the status quo is threatened by a menacing miser, proving that black swan events for our Enterprises don't have to come from Washington, D.C. Wobbles a bit in its resolution but Julian has his feel for these characters back and Robbie (arguably the finest F TROOP director--close race with Rondeau IMO) camouflages the thinness of the plot nicely. O'Rourke Enterprises in peril is always a winner for this sitcom, and Charles Lane guest starring is a winner for any sitcom. Reach for the Sky, Pardner has both of these positives. (***1/2 out of four)
F TROOP airs 9 to 10 a.m. weekday mornings on Outlaw The Western Channel.