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Thursday, April 02, 2020

Television Review: LOVE THAT BOB: "The Models Revolt" (1957)





THE BOB CUMMINGS SHOW a.k.a. LOVE THAT BOB: "The Models Revolt" (1957 Laurel-McCadden Productions/CBS-TV) Original Air Date: January 24, 1957.  Starring Bob Cummings as Bob Collins, Rosemary deCamp as Margaret MacDonald, Ann B. Davis as Charmaine "Schultzy" Schultz, Dwayne Hickman as Chuck MacDonald, Joi Lansing as Shirley Swanson, Lisa Gaye as Collette DuBois, Lita Milan as Marie De Paulo, Margie Tenney as the Blonde Model.  Written by Paul Henning, Shirl Gordon, Dick Wesson and Phil Shuken.  Directed by Bob Cummings.


Overview to the BOB CUMMINGS SHOW/LOVE THAT BOB episode guide is at this link.


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Fat chance Chuck has of convincing his Uncle Bob to go on a fishing trip next weekend.  The Biltmore in Palm Springs is hosting a fashion show with twenty-five of Hollywood's most beautiful ladies on the runway in "everything from evening gowns to bikinis".  Naturally the go-to girls for Bob Collins shoots will be there, but Bob has promised his down time to his special lady.  Well, make that ladies: Shirley, Marie and Collette all received the same promise the prior evening, and Bob kept making the rounds well after that trifecta of speed dating.


"Last night's web: The Wildflower, The Ambassador and The Thief."

Unfortunately, in doing so the lascivious lensman overplayed his hand, ending up with a studio full of piqued posers who finally rebel against his playboy ways and organize the D.D.T.: Don't Date the Two-Timer.  Staying footloose and fancy free in Palm Springs is now the least of Collins' worries.  Needing the homegrown harem restored, Bob zooms in on the firewall's weakest link before setting sail for the Sonora.


"Well, I have yet to catch anything in the desert with a hook and line."
"Not with a hook, maybe, but your line..."

The Models Revolt was Cummings' second outing behind the camera after taking the reins from Norman Tokar midway through the third season.  The star would become a top-notch (and IMO Emmy worthy) director by season's end, but The Models Revolt shows there was a learning curve before Bob blossomed in the chair.  He's a little self-indulgent in the opener, as Collins tries to get the family to persuade him to take the time off in the "dry climate" his cold requires.


Director Cummings allows star Cummings to display his "symptoms" often enough to stretch this scene out to nearly nine minutes.  He would quickly become more ruthless in the editing room, but the stretch marks show here, stalling the show's usual momentum for the first third.  At least this is lampshaded by having Chuck and Margaret speak out loud of Uncle Bob's hamminess.  Despite some great lines, one key question goes unasked: if Collins has a cold, why was he out literally all night?


Once the plot finally starts thickening, we start the racing to the finish line, and Cummings is already a pro with the camera placement.  The director provides some expert sight gags during The King's make-out sessions, for which rigid timing is ironically required.   Every wink and leer is milked for full effect as the silver-tongued shutterbug weaves his tangled web in multiple locations.  Of course, Bobby Boy saves venerable Mulholland Drive for the midnight moonlight.


Change was also afoot in the writing staff, as actor Dick Wesson (Bob Batches It) joined the team of Shuken, Henning and Gordon for what would prove to be a highly successful second career.  Wesson would not only prove to be a permanent addition to the CUMMINGS team (co-writing over 50 of the show's remaining scripts) but to the Henning team as well, with 61 BEVERLY HILLBILLIES installments to his credit.  The scribes must have had some fun with the infusion.  Listen closely for one of those patented Henning in-jokes about Rosemary deCamp's DEATH VALLEY DAYS side hustle near the 6:15 mark.  Quick reference point for the young'uns follows:



Lita Milan (The Dominant Sex) takes over the role of Marie de Paulo from Donna Martell.   Third different model was the charm for Milan after playing two different models previously; she returned to this role in Bob Saves Dr. Chuck.

Bob with Margie Tenney

The unnamed blonde model who was apparently Bob's fourth date the previous night is an uncredited Margie Tenney, who has no lines, but nevertheless gets about ten attention grabbing seconds.  Joan Garris and Carole Conn also appeared with Tenney, Lansing and Gaye in newspaper publicity photos, but not in the episode itself.  Apparently that scene in the studio got some last-minute rewrites.


Of course, Lisa Gaye and Joi Lansing were the MVM's of the show throughout its run, probably providing the 1950's equivalent of the "Ginger or Mary Ann" question.  Predictably, neither disappoints.  This was the first time either was directed by the show's star; years later Gaye stated Cummings was the best director she ever worked with.


Cummings and Wesson would both settle into their new roles quickly, but The Models Revolt is a tad more ragged than most LOVE THAT BOB segments that followed.  It still has a lot of laughs, with Bob's harangue in the living room about the D.D.T. arguably even funnier than the flowery flattery that preceded it.

Schultzy's not happy, but gives no difficulty.

WHO WAS BLOCKING?

Only the models themselves once they realized the deception.  Hence, the title.


DID BOB SCORE?

The time limitations make it unlikely he got very far on the basepaths, but we have visual evidence of him getting to first base three times before midnight, with another plate appearance at 2 A.M.  The OBP is outstanding, but the OPS probably suffers from Bob's lack of focus this time.  He also jeopardizes his chances for the immediate future.  Sometimes less is more Bob!


IMDB CORRECTIONS SUBMITTED:

Directed by Cummings alone, the second of his 92 episodes behind the camera.  And Phil Shuken, not Bill Manhoff, co-wrote with Henning, Wesson and Gordon.  Neither Rod Amateau nor Manhoff had any involvement with LOVE THAT BOB after the second season, with the former moving to THE BURNS AND ALLEN SHOW.


THE BOTTOM LINE:

Lots of laughs provided, but not as brisk as the top tier tangles.  Perhaps The Models Revolt suffers a bit from too many behind-the-scenes changes at once.  Still highly amusing once the adrenaline kicks in at the one-thirds mark.  A weak three star or a strong two and a half.  I went back and forth on it, but eventually, Bob's hilariously cheesy lines pushed it to.... (*** out of four)

If you'd like to check out The Models Revolt for yourself:



Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Television Review: LOVE THAT BOB: "The Dominant Sex" (1956)



LOVE THAT BOB (a.k.a. THE BOB CUMMINGS SHOW): "The Dominant Sex" (1956 Laurel/McCadden Productions) Original Air Date: February 2, 1956.  Starring Bob Cummings as Bob Collins, Rosemary DeCamp as Margaret MacDonald, Dwayne Hickman as Chuck MacDonald, Ann B. Davis as Schultzy, King Donovan as Harvey Helm, Marla English as Marie de Carlo, Lita Milan as Ana Maria Scarpitta, Don Orlando as Tony, Grazia Narciso as Rosa, Hy Averback as Warren Towne.  Written by Paul Henning, William Cowley and Shirl Gordon.  Directed by Rod Amateau.


Series overview for LOVE THAT BOB a.k.a. THE BOB CUMMINGS SHOW is at this link.


"American men are unromantic businessmen who are completely dominated by women."  So says beautiful Italian starlet Ana Maria Scarpitta, whose "first impression" of Hollywood makes the front page.


Virile ace photographer and aviation hero Bob Collins isn't about to take that one lying down.  On the other hand, Collins' WWII comrade Harvey Helm--in the doghouse with wife Ruthie for the crime of going bowling with Bob--finds Ms. Scarpitta to be remarkably perceptive.   To set them both straight, Bob visits his favorite Italian bistro and enlists the help of proprietor Tony.


Seeing Tony's wife Rosa responds to her husband's forceful directives in their native tongue sets just the Alpha Male example for Harv (who still might need a little Vino for courage first).   Collins certainly doesn't need his masculinity fortified --just his fluency in Italian, the only language Ana Maria speaks.  But are those Ana's true thoughts in the paper?  Or just fake news, 1956 edition?


"Harv, are you a man or a mouse?"
"I must be a man.  Ruthie is afraid of mice!"

Lest you think that Bob Collins is completely libido-driven, The Dominant Sex gives us two unloinal incentives for our unrepentant Playboy: patriotism and henpecked Harvey Helm's home life.  The latter well was mined at least twice per season, usually with the always suspicious Ruthie Helm (Mary Lawrence) present.  Even when off-screen for the duration as she is here, Ruth is still feared by Harv, whose life clearly took a turn towards the Beta after his heroics in "The Big One".  As for the former motivator, well, just check out that look of determination when Bob confronts the donna detrattore face to face for the first time:


Is it a man passionately looking at a woman he adores, or resolute defense of the good old U. S. of A?  I'd say it's a little of both, but Bob certainly had the latter on the brain throughout The Dominant Sex.  Take his job interview with prospective new model Marie de Carlo (played by delectable VOODOO WOMAN star Marla English).

Marla English as Marie
Upon finding out the aspirant's Italian heritage, Bob suddenly switched gears and set out to prove he was no "unromantic businessman".


The subsequent evaluation of his applicant would cause apoplexy today, ending with a passionate kiss, a hire, and one blissful (!) new employee left in his wake.  Miss de Carlo was taken aback, sure, but in a good way.  Suffice to say that The Dominant Sex is not a joyous installment for poor pining Charmaine Schultz.


But despite what you've read over the last few paragraphs, The Dominant Sex isn't fully the bastion of male chauvinism it might appear to be on the surface.  With one exception, everyone is putting up a front.   Tony's delivery is domineering, but the words?  A much different matter. 


Wife Rosa lets Harvey in on the secret: Tony is telling her how much he loves and needs her--assertively.  Under all that bluster, they're both getting what they need and working as equal partners at home and at work.  Dominance?  A matter of perspective.  Hell, the restaurateur is an example that even Bob singles out for aspiration.


But check out how quickly Tony changes from commanding to panicky when "Bobby" almost uncovers the true meaning of those clandestine words.  In the end, Tony maintains his "kingdom" and usually hapless Harvey regains his--sort of.  That seemingly glacial young actress?  She's angry with press agent Towne for letting that misrepresentation of her feelings get into the news.  It turns out she loves American men.  (Though it's never pointed out that her "front" was created for her by--American men at the studio.)

And footloose, fancy free Bob?  He's that exception we spoke of.  He thinks he's won the Ice Queen over with his take-charge virility--a pretense, too, but not a known one to him.  In the end, the bachelor wins again: he has two new Bella Donnas for his black book.


Actors Don Orlando and Grazia Narciso were both native Italians, with the former specializing in ethnic roles and the latter (eighteen years Orlando's senior) being a relative late bloomer, starting her film career at age 54.  This was the only LOVE THAT BOB for both, but not for our two models. 

Chosen as Miss Cheesecake of 1954 for good reason, Marla English disappeared from screens within a year to become a bride at age 21.  Before she left, she returned for Long Live the King and scored leads in RUNAWAY DAUGHTERS and the campy, memorable THREE BAD SISTERS.


Lita Milan stayed around a bit longer, both on BOB (including two as the similarly named model Marie de Paulo) and in Hollywood before abruptly retiring to marry Ramfis Trujillo (son of the infamous Dominican Republic dictator) in 1958.  Emmy nominated editor Guy Scarpitta gets the patented Paul Henning in-joke this time with the leading lady named for him.


WHO WAS BLOCKING?

No one, for once.  Not even envious agent Warren Towne, who, by the way, is played by future F TROOP producer Hy Averback.

DID BOB SCORE?

With Ms. de Carlo, he looked to be well on his way.  And with Ms. Scarpitta?

Well, you be the judge.  This...


Was followed by this.....


With a sotto instruction to agent Warren Towne: "wait in the car".  What do you think?


The show stays funny and fresh throughout while examining which gender is The Dominant Sex, and I suspect this episode would have had a question mark in its title if the British film of the same name (1937) hadn't already done that.  Uniquely, only Bob himself is exactly what he seems this time around--with the exception of his faux fluency in Italian, of course.  A fairly clever and almost shamelessly guilty pleasure to modern eyes that rivals Bob Gets Harvey a Raise in that regard.  (*** out of four)