Saturday, November 29, 2008
Film Review: THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN (1985)
"Why the Hell isn't THIS on DVD yet?" -- Number 28
THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN (1985 TriStar) Starring Helen Slater, Christian Slater, Keith Gordon, Peter Coyote, Yeardley Smith, Dean Stockwell, Barry Tubb, Richard Bradford. Directed by Matthew Robbins.
The Slaters (not related in real life) are teenage siblings living in a Corpus Christi trailer park. After a run-in with Tubb and friends at a local drive-in, Christian's bike is stolen, then trashed. Helen Slater complains to detective Coyote, who initally dismisses the complaint. When she presses Tubb's father (Richard Bradford) to pay for the damages, he attempts to rape her. In the ensuing scuffle Bradford is shot, and the Slaters go on the lam, eventually taking willing hostage Gordon. Meanwhile, Coyote realizes his mistake and media coverage increases after the "abduction", with Billie Jean cutting her long blond locks into a crewcut and releasing a videotape of her demands. After teenage girls all over Texas begin cutting their hair to show support for the Slaters' cause, Bradford schemes to profit from the situation.
The Corpus Christi locations give the film a fresh look, but the film cruises as far as it does on the charisma of the Slaters. Green-eyed Helen Slater makes a fetching heroine. Unfortunately the twin box office bombs of SUPERGIRL and BILLIE JEAN prematurely ended her opportunities as a big-screen star; only 22, she was relegated to supporting roles (RUTHLESS PEOPLE, THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS) and occasional straight-to-video leads (HAPPY TOGETHER) going forward. Though she reportedly hated the haircut, she's more attractive with it IMO. Making his feature debut, Christian Slater also shows star quality. He'd be headlining teen flicks of his own within three years of BILLIE JEAN's release.
In fact, Christian would have much better luck with his own teen outlaw/reluctant spokesman in 1990's PUMP UP THE VOLUME, which points at one of the box office problems here: timing. This film, with its non-ironic folk hero and anti-commercialism theme might have been better received in the late 1970's or the early 1990's. In the summer of BACK TO THE FUTURE and John Hughes' Brat Pack-driven winning streak, the target audience in 1985 clearly favored either intentionally light fare or drama more relatable a la THE BREAKFAST CLUB. As for teens who were interested in vigilante justice in 1985, they preferred seeing it handled by the likes of Stallone, Norris or Bronson (in over the top fashion) rather than by a female their own age.
The other major problem is the script, which is too contrived and especially too overwrought. Helen takes time out from running to save an abused boy in a scene that comes out of left field. A crucial revelation at the denouement is similarly illogical, and Helen's decision to cut her hair is inspired by a viewing of SAINT JOAN. Just to hammer this very questionable comparison home, a giant replica of Billie Jean is later "burned at the stake" as the centerpiece of a merchandise-feuled bonfire.
if anyone is a martyr here, it's little brother Christian. Over the course of this film, he gets his bike stolen and trashed; he suffers a brutal beating; he is shot; has to hide out in a shack on a wet, rainy night; and, finally--has to dress up like his sister--complete with dress, wig and subsequent namecalling. Now that's a lot of true suffering for a Texas boy not old enough to drive!
With its jumbled script that undermines some worthy intent (i.e. examining the exploitation of young by old, and poor by rich) THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN is a lot more lightweight than it wants to be. Ultimately the most memorable thing about it is one of Pat Benatar's biggest (and last) hits, "Invincible". Director Robbins hasn't directed a feature since 1991's BINGO, but his other credits include DRAGONSLAYER and CORVETTE SUMMER.
So....why isn't this on DVD yet?
Music rights may be an issue: the Chrysalis (remember that label?) heavy soundtrack includes Pat Benatar, Divinyls, Wendy O. Williams and Billy Idol.
The film bombed in the summer of 1985, one of the very few teen oriented films not to hit that year, despite heavy promotion from MTV. Out of step with other genre films of its period.
Incredibly, one rumor is that the master copy of this film was lost in a fire some years ago. However that seems unlikely, since it has been turning up on cable in HD.
Why it should be on DVD:
Early training ground for Christian Slater, who gives a solid performance in his debut, and a rare theatrical lead for Helen Slater. Also a choice part for future Lisa Simpson voice Yeardley Smith who gets some wonderfully foulmouthed lines.
This film will have some appeal to those of a certain age who didn't find Molly Ringwald empowering enough, or those who consider Vermont to be their promised land.
Both Showtime and TCM have aired it this year alone. The film also had a healthy cable run throughout the late 1980's, and given the success of other 1980's time capsules on DVD, this might sell if released. Though this isn't a good film, real bombaroos like JOHNNY BE GOOD and SOUL MAN are on DVD, so why not BILLIE JEAN? Fair is fair!